http://www.frugalyankee.com/node/296 Comments for "Maine Joke #1" en http://www.frugalyankee.com/node/296 <!-- google_ad_section_start --><p>Two Maine good ol’ boys decided to go on one of those cruises. As fate would have it, the ship sank.</p> <p>The two found themselves alone, in a small life boat. There was nothing in sight and very few supplies.</p> <p>After some time, a small colored bottle bumped up against the boat. The first Mainer, grabbed the bottle and tried to rub the label clean.</p> <p>Suddenly a big genie appeared and in a booming voice declared: “You have one wish. I’ll give you whatever you want. And no asking for more wishes.”</p> <p>Without skipping a beat, he said, “I wish this ocean was made of beer.”</p> <p>In a flash, the water turned into beer and the genie disappeared.</p> <p>The second Mainer, looked at his buddy and said: “You idiot.” And shaking his head in dismay, he continued: “Now we’re gonna have to pee in the boat!”</p> <!-- google_ad_section_end --> http://www.frugalyankee.com/node/296#comment Mon, 29 Oct 2007 20:23:56 -0400 Garen Daly 296 at http://www.frugalyankee.com