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&lt;p&gt;Back in the old days, before computers, HD television and cell phones, one popular form of humor was the light bulb joke. These days they are either moldy or politically incorrect, but before they slide into obscurity the Frugal Yankee thought it would be fun to revisit some of them. So sit down and lets do some screwing in.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh and one last word before we begin, light bulb jokes make fun of everyone, so please put your political correctness in neutral.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?&lt;br /&gt;
One, but it really must want to change.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?&lt;br /&gt;
Three. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and one to relate to the experience.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?&lt;br /&gt;
Five. One to change the bulb and four more to chase off the Californians who have come up to relate to the experience.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;How many aides does it take to change George Bush&#039;s light bulb?&lt;br /&gt;
None. He doesn&#039;t have a clue, let alone a light bulb&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2007 07:51:31 -0500</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Garen Daly</dc:creator>
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