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Submitted by Garen Daly on Mon, 2007-10-29 19:23.

Two Maine good ol’ boys decided to go on one of those cruises. As fate would have it, the ship sank.

The two found themselves alone, in a small life boat. There was nothing in sight and very few supplies.

After some time, a small colored bottle bumped up against the boat. The first Mainer, grabbed the bottle and tried to rub the label clean.

Suddenly a big genie appeared and in a booming voice declared: “You have one wish. I’ll give you whatever you want. And no asking for more wishes.”

Without skipping a beat, he said, “I wish this ocean was made of beer.”

In a flash, the water turned into beer and the genie disappeared.

The second Mainer, looked at his buddy and said: “You idiot.” And shaking his head in dismay, he continued: “Now we’re gonna have to pee in the boat!”

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