THE BIG DECISION
A man wakes up in the hospital in the Intensive Care Unit.
The doctor comes in and says, 'Ah, you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You'll be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but.....something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, you were castrated beyond repair in the accident'
The man groans, but the doctor goes on, 'According to your insurance, you've got $90,000 for reconstructive surgery and we have the technology now to build you a new penis. It will even work better than the old one. But the thing is a catch. It doesn't come cheap. It's $10,000 an inch.'
The man perks up at this.
'So,' the doctor says, 'it's for you to decide how many inches you want. Perhaps you best discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine-incher, it might be too much. If you had a nine inches before, and you decide on a five-incher, she might be disappointed. So it's important that she play a role in the decision.'
The man agrees to talk with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day and asks, 'So, have you spoken with your wife?
'I have,' says the man.
'And has she helped you in making the decision?'
'Yes, she has.' he says.
'And what is it?' asks the doctor.
'We're remodeling the kitchen.'